Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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