I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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