walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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