yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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