i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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