??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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