4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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