I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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