About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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