I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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