Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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