I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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