i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
