he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
