if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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