ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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