he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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