Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
