If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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