just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
