Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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