Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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