that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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