Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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