so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
