Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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