I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
