I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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