Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
In America we eat man semen.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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