apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I would fuck him just for his dog
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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