After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I would fuck him just for his dog
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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