Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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