After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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