If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Be still, my beating vagina.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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