I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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