I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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