It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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