My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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