You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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