Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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