Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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