there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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