So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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