I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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