Do you still have your period?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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