that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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