im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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