she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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