i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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