I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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