I think im going to throw up on grandma
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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