if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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