...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize